hobgoblin

rizaoftheowls:

librius:

librius:

librius:

hey so uhhhh when are we kicking this spoiled fucking child out of the office

holy shit

welcome to hell! welcome to hell!

one of the largest and most powerful nations on earth is being held hostage by a man-baby having a tantrum.

i’m going to go develop a drinking problem now.

geminiagent:

bondingthroughmutualhatred:

confessionistt:

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

asociate:

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

spaceinvaydr:

tilthat:

TIL That “Genuine” leather does not mean “real” leather and is instead a grade of quality, it also happens to be the lowest quality leather available.

via reddit.com

blondecai:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

ginger-ale-official:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

zarrie1998:

some men have never been pegged and it shows